Trump "I'm the Captain NOW!" & Ron goes after EVERYONE

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🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On this very special Opie Radio episode Ron the Waiter goes after EVERYBODY!

Here's the Jim Norton Sandwich video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgfLT_k7PI
Here's the Howard Stern playing basketball BADLY video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3sSEX4fhrs

Transcript

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0:00.0	Bap, but ba, pop, but ba, pop, ba, ba.
0:04.3	Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Opie Radio podcast starring Ron the waiter.
0:13.1	You're fucking right.
0:14.3	You're fucking right, Stein.
0:15.6	Right, right.
0:16.4	Oh, look at you pushing back your hair today and taking your glass.
0:20.0	Oh, I thought you were going to take
0:21.1	your glasses off today well here's the thing like i don't really need them but you're a little blurry
0:26.7	well i'd rather be a little blurry take them off trust me i'm at the age a little blurry's good
0:33.1	hey i want to start with a uh uh something nice and easy a little warm up on the Opie Radio podcast, okay?
0:41.2	It's a crossword puzzle, okay?
0:43.8	I want to see how smart you are.
0:45.9	King Blank, a film about apes.
0:51.9	King Kong.
0:53.2	Yes, one for one. What chickens lay?
0:59.6	Eggs. Two for two, Ronnie. You're good at this.
1:03.8	Magnicum, louty. Blank, you help me with this.
1:09.5	What? Blank. You help me with this. Blank.
1:14.6	You help me with this.
1:16.7	Can you help me with this?
1:19.0	Three for three, Roddy, Babes.
1:21.8	Translucent gemstone.
	...

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