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🗓️ 30 October 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.5 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:13.9 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lydick. |
| 0:35.6 | Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Dundi Lytick. |
| 0:36.6 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:38.8 | The government's still leaving us on red. |
| 0:41.3 | South Korea holds a yes-king rally for Trump, |
| 0:44.2 | and Democrats can't stop cucking themselves. |
| 0:46.7 | But first, Trump continues to eat, pray, love his way through Asia. |
| 0:51.3 | So let's get into it with another installment of Trump Meets World. |
| 1:00.0 | International humiliation, one after another. |
| 1:06.0 | Today, Trump was in South Korea, where he was dismayed to learn that the hot demon hunter babes are, in fact, not real people. |
| 1:14.3 | But don't worry, he still got a warm welcome, and the South Koreans even honored our rich American heritage. |
| 1:21.8 | Overnight, President Trump touching down in South Korea, grieved with the YMCA on the tar map. |
| 1:31.1 | Unbelievable. |
| 1:33.3 | The village people must be so proud that their song became America's official presidential anthem. |
| 1:40.1 | To think, when they wrote it, they just wanted to make a jaunty tune about getting railed at the gym. |
| 1:49.0 | But this is how it's been at every stop on the trip. |
| 1:56.0 | Trump arrives, they throw a big party for him, then they immediately try to buy his affection |
| 2:01.0 | with gifts. So South Korea, what do you got? |
| 2:04.2 | Korean president Lee lavishing Trump with gifts, including a replica of a golden crown. |
| 2:09.2 | We present this old crowd to you on the story of your state visit to Chengju. |
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