Welcome to Eye Hip News live, IHipsters.

I wish we were here with some good news, but unfortunately I'm here to report on our dipshit dementia-ridden president in Davos saying stuff like this to an international crowd.

Kylie, play the first clip.

I'm helping Europe.

I'm helping NATO.

And until the last few days, when I told them about Iceland, they loved me.

They called me daddy, right?

Last time, very smart man said, he's our daddy. He's running it. I was like running it. I went from running it to being a terrible human being. Okay, first and foremost, he's confusing Iceland

with Greenland.

Secondly, nobody was calling him daddy.

I think the Mark Ruta was the head of NATO, which was so embarrassing for the Netherlands,

the way the appeasement is going on.

At least the Canadian PM is showing us fine against the United States right now because I want anybody in our international audience to understand I do not support this government. I do not support

this president. The errors that he makes willfully every single day that seem to be more

aligned with the needs and wants of Vladimir Putin,

taking 250 years of alliances seems to be utterly confused about our access to Greenland, not Iceland,

that even if people want to call him daddy, you can have as many troops there as you want.

There are ally.

There are agreements already in place.

And so this Davos disaster is just, I can't speak as to what goes on with the people that vote for Trump,

other than there's a cancer in the United States of arrogance,

dip shittery, and recreational cruelty that these people like to traffic in.

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