Thank you all for joining us. We have a lot to get to in the next hour of the readout,

including chairwoman Marjorie Taylor Green, let that sink in, leading the first hearing of the

Doge subcommittee, the only Doge thing that actually exists in real life, but which will certainly

not delve into Elon Musk's glaring conflicts of interest and potential self-enrichment.

And remember the toilet paper crisis of 2020,

the last time Trump was president,

when you couldn't beg, borrow or steal a roll?

Now, under Trump the sequel, we have the egg crisis of 2025,

with soaring prices and lines like this one outside of egg farms.

And Trump is doing nothing about it,

after promising to bring grocery prices down

starting on day one. But we begin tonight with more and more signs of the sheer open

gangsterism of the current iteration of the U.S. government. We have Donald Trump's Department

of Justice ordering the corruption case against New York City Mayor Eric Adams to be dismissed, but in a way that keeps him on the hook for future prosecution if he doesn't play ball.

And he isn't the only Trump ally breathing a sigh of relief, at least for now.

Federal prosecutors in Manhattan have dropped a criminal probe that focused on whether former world wrestling

entertainment boss Vince McMahon tried to cover up multiple allegations of sexual misconduct.

Those charges sound so familiar, don't they? I'm going to noodle on it to see if I can recall

what they're similar to. And it must be totally coincidental that McMahon's wife, Linda,

is Trump's choice for education secretary and will likely breeze through her confirmation hearing starting tomorrow since every Senate Republican has been brought to heal like good doggies for fear of Trump and his boss, Elon's wrath.

Meanwhile, Trump, Musk, Inc. are still mowing down federal departments. We're hearing

reports from states of money not arriving when it should. And we've now seen the first death

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