Trump Enters War on Showers & Kristi Noem Takes "Photo Shoot" Literally | Bowen Yang
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.5 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only sorts for news. |
| 0:13.8 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Leiden. |
| 0:30.2 | Welcome to the Daily. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm Desi Leidick. |
| 0:33.7 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:35.7 | Christy Noam does border cosplay. |
| 0:40.1 | The tariffs might make you rich, and Trump declares war on water. |
| 0:45.2 | So let's get into another installment of Trump 2.0 coming for the White House. |
| 0:52.6 | I'm going to come. I'm gonna come. |
| 0:58.2 | I'm sorry. I don't know why we keep playing that. |
| 1:01.5 | We're not going to show that clip anymore, okay? |
| 1:06.5 | Let's get into the big story today. Donald Trump had a rough week. |
| 1:12.2 | His beautiful economy crashed because some dumb dumb came and tariffed every country on the planet. |
| 1:17.2 | He tried to save it yesterday, but the markets are still crashing today because, again, |
| 1:21.6 | some absolute moron keeps ramping up a trade war against China. |
| 1:25.8 | But in moments like this, there's one thing a serious leader does. |
| 1:30.4 | Gather up all your closest friends on your payroll and make them say nice things about you. |
| 1:33.4 | Thank you for your leadership and thank you for everything you're doing. |
| 1:36.1 | Your leadership at the border, absolutely remarkable. |
| 1:38.3 | I want to thank you as well for the shipbuilding. |
| 1:41.5 | I want to thank you for standing up to the Chinese Communist Party. |
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