You were expecting Graham, weren't you?

Ha ha ha ha!

Welcome, dear America family, mafia, nation, whatever you guys want to call yourself.

Listen, have no fear.

All right, first off, calm down.

Everybody chill.

Graham will be here, but he's doing something really,

really important this morning. And I don't even know if I'm really allowed to tell you what that is.

Okay, but I was thinking about this morning, like, okay, I knew that I was going to have to

basically hold the show here for 15 or 20 minutes until Graham decides to show up, which is kind of like being in detention when the teacher leaves.

So no Graham, no warden, you've got me.

I mean.

Okay. Okay, maybe you don't. Thank you for that. Reminder, warden. Well, let's just see what we can get away with in the 15 minutes that I have with you, what I can get away with.

But I do have to remind you that today's episode is brought to you by our friends at Blackout Coffee. Now, guys, I have told you time and time again that how I do and how I feel about

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I drink this every day.

All right, every day. I have the

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Me and Graham drink probably way too much caffeine. This is the best coffee I've ever put in my mouth.

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