Trump Drops in on SCOTUS & Bulldozes Judge’s Ballroom Construction Ruling | Dr. Mary Claire Haver

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🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Desi Lydic tackles Trump's attendance at Supreme Court oral arguments on birthright citizenship as he pushes to end the constitutional right for "billionaires," and his insistence on continuing construction on the White House ballroom despite a federal judge's ruling to halt it. Plus, Trump unveils plans for a presidential hotel-brary. Lewis Black breaks down prediction markets, where you can now bet on anything. People are making millions betting on wars before they happen and what insult Trump will hurl next. Some markets are even giving Jesus better odds of returning than the New York Jets have of winning a Super Bowl. Board-certified OB/GYN and founder of The ‘Pause Life, Dr. Mary Claire Haver, joins Desi to discuss her new book, “The New Perimenopause.” Dr. Haver explains what perimenopause is, how the initial mental and neurological symptoms often go misdiagnosed because of a lack of awareness, training, and medical research on the subject. Plus, she offers her book as a guide to help women advocate for their own health and navigate this “second puberty” without suffering. “This is an inevitable and a very normal transition that happens to 100% of us, if we’re lucky to live long enough, but you should never suffer through it, ever. There should be zero suffering.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.5	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
0:14.0	This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Leidick. Welcome to the Daily Show.
0:32.6	I'm Desi Leidick.
0:33.6	We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:35.6	The White House ballroom gets cock blocked.
0:38.3	Lewis Black tells us the stupidest way to lose money, and you won't believe this, but Donald Trump attended a court case where he's not on trial.
0:46.3	Let's get into the headlines.
0:53.3	Let's begin with the Supreme Court.
0:56.0	The people have ruined more women's lives than eyebrow plucking.
0:59.0	Today they took on a historic case to decide whether every child born in the United States is automatically an American citizen.
1:07.0	Even kids with annoying names like Grayson or Portabella.
1:10.0	And it's a very tricky question because on the one hand, it's been enshrined in the Constitution for 125 years.
1:18.4	But on the other hand, Donald Trump doesn't like it.
1:21.4	So scales of justice.
1:24.6	And Trump is taking this case very personally.
1:35.3	I'm outside of the Supreme Court in Washington, where President Trump has become the first sitting president to attend oral arguments at the Supreme Court. Well, that makes sense. Trump heard they'd be doing oral and was like, I'm in.
1:40.3	Or Or maybe he was just hoping to influence the justices.
1:51.7	He's doing this thing with John Roberts or this thing to Clarence Thomas.
1:57.6	Unfortunately for Trump, he's not a great legal scholar, so he probably thought a Supreme
2:02.1	Court argument was going to be like this.
2:04.0	I want the truth!
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