0:00.0	And God
0:09.5	are gay in America
0:10.5	to be the greatest country
0:12.4	in the world
0:13.5	and it is worth fighting for
0:15.3	and it is worth bleeding for
0:17.1	and if it takes it,
0:18.3	it's worth dying for
0:19.7	for the greatest country that this world has ever seen.
0:27.6	What up, what up, what's going on, America.
0:29.6	It is a Monday. That's all I've got to say.
0:33.6	It is, it was quite a weekend.
0:36.6	Lots of things happened. lots of stuff to talk about
0:40.4	let's get business out of the way first yes i'm tired yes i'm cranky daylight save your time
0:46.7	sucks that's all i have to say about that uh also my whole house has the flu and i'm walking
0:54.1	around like freaking blade in the daylight
0:56.8	amongst all the dead walking around here.
0:59.5	And so it's one of those days.
1:01.3	So now it's not the day to test me.
1:04.3	Either way, I got a lot of stuff to talk about, but let's get business out of the way.
1:07.4	First of all, I need every single one of you to hit that light button.
1:10.2	The more you hit that light button, the more people see this after the live show. Also, do us a favor.
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