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🗓️ 7 November 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, the great salami subway sandwich caper is over, |
| 0:05.0 | and so with it our long national nightmare. |
| 0:08.0 | All kidding aside, Sean Dunn, |
| 0:11.0 | former paralegal for the Department of Justice |
| 0:14.0 | that had a neatly wrapped Salami Subway sandwich |
| 0:17.0 | filled with onions and mustard, |
| 0:19.0 | which he tossed at a custom and border patrol officer, |
| 0:23.1 | has been acquitted in less than three hours by a jury in the D.C. courts, federal court, no less, |
| 0:32.4 | as they munched on, wait for it, sandwiches to deliberate his faith. |
| 0:38.6 | And the closing argument given by Sean Dunn, who's a hero now in D.C., with Banksy-like images |
| 0:46.7 | of him in silhouette tossing a subway sandwich on graffitied walls all over D.C. |
| 0:57.0 | This might be, and I've been doing this a long time, |
| 1:03.4 | I've done dozens of jury trials. This might be one of the finest closing arguments and opening statements I've ever heard. And I'm going to invite her on the show because I'm so impressed by it. |
| 1:16.6 | His lawyer who looked at the jury, Julia Gatto, and said the following to obtain her acquittal for her client. |
| 1:20.6 | He did it. He threw the sandwich. |
| 1:24.6 | And now the federal U.S. attorney prosecutor wants to make a federal criminal case |
| 1:29.4 | out of it. I don't know if she sat down right after that, but she could have. All that was left for |
| 1:35.3 | the U.S. attorney in the room, the assistant U.S. attorney was to stand up and go, put aside your |
| 1:40.0 | feelings about Donald Trump and try to convict this guy in a misdemeanor. |
| 1:44.8 | Now remember, Sean Dunn was actually, they wanted to indict him for a felony of assault |
| 1:52.3 | on a federal officer because of the subway sandwich toss. |
| 1:56.5 | And the federal grand jury in D.C., justice, it has done about eight or nine other times with |
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