Trump Clinches Nomination! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1540
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Trump clinching, a Kiss-cam, Measles and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm free. Oh, wow, wow. I guess the turry doesn't fall far from the faggot says. |
| 0:40.0 | Hey, a little early in the show for that, no? |
| 0:43.0 | He's talking about me that way. |
| 0:44.0 | The day you sit away, it's a critterful. |
| 0:50.0 | How are you folks? |
| 0:51.0 | Good to be with you on a Wednesday. |
| 0:53.6 | Holy shit. |
| 0:55.2 | Ripping right through March. |
| 0:57.4 | What the fuck? |
| 0:58.7 | Mid-March into the week. |
| 0:59.8 | Remind me I have an anniversary on Friday because I ain't gonna. |
| 1:03.6 | You guys, you have no idea. |
| 1:05.6 | I'm saying you're not lucky I'm here. |
| 1:07.6 | I just, again, I'm 62, |
| 1:10.9 | my prostate's the size of an NBA basketball and |
| 1:14.7 | 4.30 I have to piss this morning. All my life I've been laughing at these |
| 1:18.3 | commercials guys having to piss in the middle of the night. I mean I've had prostate |
| 1:21.7 | problems when you get in your 30s, but it never |
| 1:24.3 | struck me in the middle of the night. Soon as I made fun of those commercials, anyways, |
| 1:27.9 | cut the last, and the 4.30 I get up to pee. Go back to bed I might as well have done eight lines of blow. Staring at the |
| 1:35.9 | fucking ceiling, tossing and goddamn turning. So what do you do when you can't pick up your phone? |
| 1:41.7 | That's brilliant because we know the light from the phone |
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