I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your

future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Wow.

I haven't heard that kind of applause since my robe fell open.

At the funeral.

Let's welcome tonight's guest. He looks like the guy at the hardware store who never buys anything.

Fox News contributor Tom Shaloo.

He's the best thing to come from Canada since acid rain.

Host of the Harland Highway podcast, The Great Harlan Williams.

She's seen more tight ends than my hidden bathroom camera.

Host of the Michelle Tofoya podcast, Michelle Tofoya.

And she's a brand new mom at her jokes rarely bob.

New York Times best selling author and Fox News contributor to him.

All right, before we get to some news stories, let's do this.

Greg's Leftovers.

It's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

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