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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2022
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:07.0 | Coming to you from New York City, the only city in America. |
| 0:10.0 | It's the Daily Show! |
| 0:12.0 | And I... |
| 0:14.0 | From its latest excuses! |
| 0:17.0 | Should we go back to school? |
| 0:19.0 | And show Long-Mari Dwayne! |
| 0:22.0 | This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah! |
| 0:42.0 | Let's go, everybody! Welcome to the Daily Show! |
| 0:44.0 | Trevor Noah, thank you so much for tuning in! |
| 0:46.0 | Thank you for coming out of the culture! |
| 0:48.0 | Thank you for being here! |
| 0:49.0 | We have got a wild show for you tonight! |
| 0:52.0 | Take a seat, let's get into it! |
| 0:54.0 | Donald Trump is Professor X. |
| 0:56.0 | The New York Subways about to replace House of Dragon as your favourite show. |
| 1:00.0 | And we'll find out why Russians are all going on vacation at the same time. |
| 1:04.0 | So, let's do this, people! Let's jump straight into today's headlines. |
| 1:14.0 | Alright! |
| 1:16.0 | I'm going to be honest. |
| 1:17.0 | With all the news that happened today, I don't think we have enough space in today's show. |
| 1:24.0 | I'm really sorry, you know? |
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