Trump Claims Iran War Is Won, But Hegseth’s New Recruitment Standards Say Otherwise | The Kid Mero
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.8 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, |
| 0:10.8 | it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:14.1 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson. |
| 0:18.1 | Thank you. Josh Johnson. |
| 0:33.6 | Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh Johnson. |
| 0:34.6 | We got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:36.6 | Politicians somehow make podcasts |
| 0:38.6 | even worse. Pete Hexseth has a thing for older men and Trump declares victory prematurely, |
| 0:43.9 | so now Iran's got to pretend to finish two. So let's get into the latest updates on the |
| 0:50.4 | war in Iran. |
| 0:51.2 | Nothing bad can happen. It can only good |
| 0:56.1 | happen. The war in Iran is everywhere. |
| 1:00.0 | It comes up in financial news because of its |
| 1:02.0 | effect on oil. It comes up in celebrity news. |
| 1:04.5 | Like when Chappellone's bodyguard made the Ayatollah cry |
| 1:07.3 | because he looked at her. |
| 1:10.2 | And now, the war is even creeping |
| 1:12.5 | its way into the weather. Our eyes |
| 1:14.7 | right now, weather-wise, are |
| 1:16.6 | in the Middle East because they have an unusual |
| 1:18.8 | system that's developing. Going to be |
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