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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Trump Claims Iran War Is Won, But Hegseth’s New Recruitment Standards Say Otherwise | The Kid Mero

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Josh Johnson covers updates on the situation in Iran: Al Roker forecasts “haboobs” developing in the Middle East, Tehran defiantly refuses a ceasefire agreement, and Trump declares the war over and “won” while Pete Hegseth’s loosened enlistment requirements say otherwise. Desi Lydic highlights the politicians striking out on social media in both short-form and long-form as they try to garner Gen Z's attention ahead of the midterms. From short cringey TikToks to long cringey podcasts, Desi is begging politicians to connect with young people by talking like actual human beings. Comedian, writer, and host of "Mornings with Mero," The Kid Mero, joins Josh to discuss making radio sound like New York again. They talk about evolving from a lifelong listener of HOT 97 to their newest host, connecting to listeners who call with open confessions, advocating for unhoused youth with Covenant House, and Mero shows Josh how to tie his Timberlands the New York way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:06.8

From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,

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it's America's only source for news.

0:14.1

This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson.

0:18.1

Thank you. Josh Johnson.

0:33.6

Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh Johnson.

0:34.6

We got so much to talk about tonight.

0:36.6

Politicians somehow make podcasts

0:38.6

even worse. Pete Hexseth has a thing for older men and Trump declares victory prematurely,

0:43.9

so now Iran's got to pretend to finish two. So let's get into the latest updates on the

0:50.4

war in Iran.

0:51.2

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good

0:56.1

happen. The war in Iran is everywhere.

1:00.0

It comes up in financial news because of its

1:02.0

effect on oil. It comes up in celebrity news.

1:04.5

Like when Chappellone's bodyguard made the Ayatollah cry

1:07.3

because he looked at her.

1:10.2

And now, the war is even creeping

1:12.5

its way into the weather. Our eyes

1:14.7

right now, weather-wise, are

1:16.6

in the Middle East because they have an unusual

1:18.8

system that's developing. Going to be

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