Trump Bulls**ts About Iran Negotiations & Throws ICE Into Airport Chaos Mix | Jake Sullivan
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:50.2 | Former National Security Advisor, Jake Sullivan, is going to be here tonight. |
| 0:56.2 | And like all people with a nuanced understanding of the complex geopolitics of the Middle East, |
| 1:01.2 | he's not working in government anymore. |
| 1:05.2 | He has a podcast. |
| 1:08.5 | He's in the monosphere. |
| 1:11.8 | But before we get to all that, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 1:17.5 | I hope you had a pleasant weekend. |
| 1:21.4 | And got some rest. |
| 1:23.5 | Because the dizzy and chaotic carnival ride |
| 1:26.5 | that is Donald Trump's America |
| 1:27.9 | continues to careen down shit show hill. |
| 1:31.2 | It's fucking madness out there. |
| 1:33.6 | TSA lines longer than your actual trip. |
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