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Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Jimmy's president Joe Biden. Hey, Mr. President. How you doing, pal?

Jimmy, I'll be honest with you. I have my ups and downs good days and bad. Sometimes I find myself in a pretty dark place to be frank.

I'm fortunate knowing that I have a support network that I can turn to.

Wow, that's actually pretty candid answer. I got to say I appreciate that. And it has always been a priority of mine to ensure all Americans have access to mental health care.

And the other day I took measures to achieve that very thing. Oh, I missed it. Did you launch some sort of executive mental health initiative or something? No, even better than that. I invited the cast of Ted Lasso to address the White House press corps.

What are you joking? I know. Can you believe it? Ted Lasso, Jimmy? No, I mean, are you joking thinking that that was something that was going to help anyone's mental health?

Oh, come on. People love that show. It's a real up with people sort of deal. Have you seen it? No. Yeah, me neither. You haven't seen Ted Lasso.

No, but my granddaughter says it's great. Really funny to be fair. I watch any TV too busy. No, no one will watch you with me because I turned the volume of the maximum. What did he say every 60 seconds?

And watching TV alone at my age, people die that way.

But apparently mental health is a big part of Ted Lasso's hotel deal. So don't worry. Don't you know, the whole appearance made sense if you're seeing this show.

Putting popular TV characters in front of White House cameras is hardly a mental health initiative, Mr. President. Well, it's not nothing. I'd say it's pretty much nothing.

Not nothing. And honestly, this sort of seems like a ham-fisted stunt designed to distract the press from something on savory.

Why watch over? Could you me? Everything my administration is doing right now is extremely savory. As savory as a Virginia ham. Is that so? Yes.

Mr. President, your administration just authorized ICE to resume deportations of Russian nationals who have been seeking asylum in the United States since the beginning of the Russia Ukraine conflict.

Wait, how'd you find out about that? Yeah. We got that high stuff in the press in exchange for them getting to meet Ted Lasso and the whole Ted Lasso gang.

Yeah, the article I read was in the British newspaper. Not damn limey. Yeah. I should have fucking.

Well, well, show what? ICE deporting people seeking asylum, who might get killed once they return to their country of origin? Is it really news anymore?

No, but it should be top news every day until it stops. Well, Americans have simply gotten used to it like they've gotten used to the dry wood of Ted Lasso.

How bad this looks for you. Either you're heartlessly sending Russian men back home to be imprisoned or sent to the front lines as the enemy in a war, you are doing everything in your power to support or.

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