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Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Garmin.

Oh well, hello there boys and girls, welcome to the Ralph Report.

So happy to have you here on a Tuesday, March 22nd, Year of Science 2022.

Science.

Oh, hell, science.

It is right to give science thanks and praise, I guess.

What science do to you today?

Not today, but the whole year, we thought we were moving forward by leaving the gods and

goddesses behind, moving into a place of reason.

Well, we've listed, we've lifted the mask mandates.

Yeah, we're also heading, just spiraling towards World War Three, that should happen a

while ago.

Oh boy, just saying.

Anyway, the world may be going crazy, but here on the Ralph Report, we're bringing

you nothing but joy, the Ralph Report, seal penis and deer penis are fine.

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