Trippin with Opie and Matt - Speeding Tickets and Awkward Sex Talks

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🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up for a wild ride with Opie and Matt in this hilarious supercut from the Opie Radio podcast, recorded live at Gebhards! From Matt’s outrageous speeding ticket story (100 mph in a school zone with his family in tow?) to debates about pumpkin beer and cinnamon-sugar rims, this episode is packed with laughs. The duo dives into Oktoberfest vibes, a $1,200 bottle of Rip Van Winkle bourbon, and cringe-worthy tales of "the birds and the bees" talks gone wrong—complete with condoms on golf clubs and awkward apple tree confessions. Cheers to chaos, friendship, and Southern Tier’s Pumpkin King!

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0:00.0	The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise, slowly but surely, reaching their peak in the afternoon.
0:23.0	Not in the mood for miserable weather?
0:25.5	Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express.
0:28.6	Sun Express, nonstop sunshine.
0:33.4	Matt got pulled over today with a three-year-old in his car.
0:38.3	He was going 100 miles an hour to school zone and he was drinking and he got pulled over. This sounds like that Jim Carrey rant.
0:41.3	He was drinking.
0:42.6	Well, that's what I heard.
0:44.2	And you were telling diplomats to get the fuck out of your way.
0:47.4	I was probably doing that.
0:48.7	You were going 100 miles an hour in a school zone with Millie and auto and Jen and your whole family the whole famed family was there yep
0:58.2	that's what got me out of the ticket though I think Millie was in the back like
1:01.6	smiling all pretty and flirt with the with the officer oh my god the NYPD is
1:07.5	Oh my god man keep moving the NYPD is not messing around
1:11.5	He needs to adjust his mic.
1:12.9	Oh, wow.
1:13.8	All right.
1:14.5	He's got to hold him farther away from the patient.
1:16.3	I think he wanted to be out of the live stream as he crack some skulls, old school.
1:24.7	Oh, my body cam's not working today.
1:27.8	Wood shampoo for you. Oh, my body cam's not working today. Wood shampoo for you.
1:30.9	Oh, wow.
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