I cried watching the New York City Marathon. So you're embarrassed about crying about the Marathon?

You should be. No, I'm not. No. You should be. No, I'm not. Tell me why. Tell me what.

All right. I'm going to tell you the story. And then you tell me if I should have or should not have cried.

You should not have cried. So we're at mile 26. It was me, my wife, and my two kids. Then there was a guy with full blown cerebral palsy.

Full blown.

And he had either two brothers or two friends holding him up.

And they were running together.

And the guy with the full blown cerebral palsy yells up,

this is a big deal. This is a big fucking deal. And they're like, I know this is a big deal this is a big fucking deal and they're like

i know it's a big deal this is a moment a huge moment i start bawling all right well your eyes

are getting puffy they're not oh they're puffed i'm getting a clap from the stranger that hasn't

been here in the fucking eight months.

Are you clapping for Opie for crying or for the guy to do?

Good for you. Good for me crying, right? Thank you. He's wobbly as shit and he's screaming.

This is a big moment. This is a big deal. And then his friends were like, yeah, it really is.

Shut up, man. You're embarrassing us. But they were probably thinking, can we be done with this? Because they basically carried the guy the whole 26.2 miles. Well, that doesn't count. But that's what made me cry, Matt. Is that okay with you? That was quite the moment because it was everything to this fine gentleman. It was everything, Matt. That's great. That's great. So that's why you didn't come by because you were crying? No, because I had the puffy eyes from crying. I saw you from a distance. We were across the street walking by. You saw me? You look like hell. Whoa! You look like you had cerebral palsy. And you didn't drive for me, you son of a bitch. I didn't cry for you. I'm like, that's it. Damn. Do you have a car that decides to stop on its own? Yeah. It doesn't. My truck back, when I'm backing up, if it's too close. If you push the gas, though, it, no, if I'm just on the break, it'll all of a sudden I'll just go, fuck, yeah, but you can override it. It's okay. Mine stopped like that. I was backing out. It stopped twice like that because of the fucking rain and it scared the shit out of me. I thought I ran over a door. Yeah, no, it was, my house of state was my shrubbery around and stopped me dead like what

that i did i was done there i i was mad that i didn't hit a dog at that point because i

scared the crap out of my go for some shrubbery at least or a guy with cerebral palsy

well hey leave the cerebral palsy guy alone man that's right here this is a big deal

what's wrong with eating fish what's wrong with fish

now and now you're the oh stinks it smells bad fish smells bad fish yeah

oh man no it doesn't you're eating it too well you obviously never went to a sorority party

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