Hickaxe.

All right, welcome to the mail bag, the mail sack, the mail scrotum, if you will.

Where's the jingle?

Oh, it's overflowing. There's no jingle this week, but the jingle.

We've got to straight into it. We've got to straight into it with some

an angry email directed at Lewis Brindley of the Yogscast.

I love Lewis. Try for us. Why does Lewis hate footballers?

I'm just wondering why Lewis hates footballers, and particularly car walkers so much.

Over the years, Lewis has brought up on several occasions how unpleasant his experience

meeting car walker was, and he seems to take it out on all footballers in general.

Whenever footballers are brought up, he belittles them. In a recent TTT episode,

Lewis said that footballers have the mind of children.

Where does this come from? Was car walker really that bad?

Was it weird that Lewis never says that car walker was mean or rude,

but that he was awkward and uncharismatic?

Cut the dice and slack. He's not an entertainer. He's a footballer.

I also think it's important to note that Lewis did his prospect of voice the entire video.

So maybe it wasn't even car walkers fault for being awkward.

Well, look.

Okay.

He's got you there. He does have you on that one.

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