Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network.

The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic.

Have a good time.

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror.

Do you want to die, Sydney?

It's your turn to scream, asshole. From the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the streets of Woodsboro.

We are Halloweenies.

I don't want to see a face up close I just want to get the grades see I'm in

damage control but I'm afraid that I might explode

opened up on my doors explode.

Happy Halloween, trick-a-treaters, dreamers, campers, suspects, deadites, and of course, our friends till the end this year.

Today however I'm looking right at you suspects because our work isn't over here in the

Big Apple where it's 3 a.m. The night life is swinging and clearly everyone got the

memo but me. That ghost face is the costume de rigor for the season. Oh by the way it, it's me, Michael Myers-Roffman, and I'm standing here in the upper west side, or as Janus would say, upper-vis side, marveling at all the changeling locations while I wait for my fellow Halloween

needs to join me and what are we doing here? Didn't we already slice and dice through

Scream6? Yeah, two episodes. Go back. We got like two hours each on that so if if you didn't get, you know, you didn't

listen to that review, go listen to it. You know, Mike, to be fair, I want to say

some people don't like when they have to listen to two episodes to listen to his cover one movie.

That is true and they get very upset especially because it's free, you know?

It's like, you know, all you gotta do is free content, but look we gave you those two episodes, and we thought,

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