Hello, everybody. It's the midnight air. I am Daniel Van Kirk. It's Monday night. It's March 10th. I hope that you

had a great weekend. I hope you're looking down the barrel of a very good week. I know those

two sentences don't usually go together, negatively and positively, but is that sort of the

world we're living in? I'm going to be going around the country that we're living in. Yeah,

I'm going to do my plugs right away. Providence, March 20th and 21st. So that is like a

week and a half from now. Come on out to those shows. Denver Comedy Underground, March 28th,

29th. I'll be in Chicago that first week, like a second, third, and fourth, just doing shows around

the city.

If you follow me on Instagram, which I assume you do at Daniel Van Kirk, I'll be reposting those shows that I'm going to be jumping on. Those aren't headlining shows.

They're just Chicago shows that I've asked to be a part of. And I said, yeah, let's do it.

But I will be headlining in Milwaukee at the Laughing Tap on April 11th and 12th and then

May 23rd in Janesville at the Comedy Cabin. And then brand new, I'm going to be headlining the

Limestone Comedy Festival Thursday, May 29th. And then I'm doing, they have like a matinee show.

So I'm doing a matinee show on the 30th. I'm immediately leaving from that show and going

straight to Louisville to do my first of two nights in Louisville at the planet of the tapes.

That's the 30th and 31st. Everything's up at Daniel Vanquirk.com. Yes, I'll still be in Green Lake

on July 12th and other stuff is going to be listed as well.

But you can go to Danielvancurk.com.

So this past weekend, I did, I want to be very specific about this.

I did a reverse sprint triathlon.

I think normally, if I understand what reverse is, a triathlon, this is how little of a triathlete I am.

It's swim bike run.

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