Hey folks, this is Kevin.

On this week's episode of Riskyle here, Lizzy Cooperman.

I can't masturbate.

I'm like, what's gonna happen if I use three fingers?

Am I gonna have a heart attack?

That and more.

But before that, I just wanna say,

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and over at the Story Studio,

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and could not be more appreciated.

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my own personal check-ins, and now you can finally hear a story.

Unlike any other story we have ever run before,

I am not exaggerating an unforgettable tale

by the one and only Bruce Smith.

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