Hello, what can I do for you?

Hi, my name is Barney. I was trying to get a quote and the guy,

fact, told me that you guys didn't do quotes or something, so I was confused.

What do you need, sir?

Well, I was going to try and board my horse, and my wife said that you guys did it, so I was seeing what was going on.

Am I calling the right number? This guy's not giving me any information.

Well, he's a very tired man.

I understand that.

Everybody gets tired, but I mean, I just wanted a price.

That's no big deal.

Okay.

Well, what do you have?

I have a horse.

What kind of horse?

How are you going to have to ask my wife?

I have no idea.

It's pretty big, though.

Its name is Lucky.

Okay. Yeah, and I can't take care of it because I don't know shit about horses, but she's leaving for like two weeks. So I just

wanted to see how much you would charge for like two weeks. Um, yeah, we're, we're really not

equipped right now. We're filled up, but, um but typically, like, I have a horse going out

in another couple weeks, but I don't have anything right now.

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