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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

President Biden met with Pope Francis in the Vatican today, police in Seattle go undercover to bust a Lego trafficking ring, and Cleveland's baseball and roller derby teams are dueling over the same name. Next, Evie graces the stage to help Stephen sort through The Late Show's first drafts of Halloween greeting cards! And later, Trevor Noah tells Stephen how making "The Daily Social Distancing Show" from home during the quarantine influenced how he approaches hosting "The Daily Show" today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Live on tape from the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City,
0:04.3	it's Stephen Colme Bear!
0:07.3	Hello, John. Good to see you.
0:26.3	Welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen.
0:36.3	I'm your host, Stephen Colme Bear, and it is Friday.
0:43.3	Friday audiences, you can hook jumper cables up to them.
0:48.3	They've got so much energy.
0:50.3	And run this line and build right here.
0:53.3	That's clean energy. That is clean energy right there.
0:57.3	That is renewable.
1:02.3	Of course, it's our last show before Halloween, which is on Sunday.
1:08.3	And this year, the scariest people coming to your doors are the ones who refused to wear a mask.
1:14.3	I'm already in my costume. I'm already in my costume.
1:18.3	I'm going either as a Brooks Brothers mannequin and open Mike Knight,
1:22.3	or conservative pundit and host of the Colme Bear Report, Stephen Colme Bear.
1:27.3	He did not age well.
1:39.3	I hope everyone's weekend is getting off to a great start.
1:41.3	I know Joe Biden's is, because earlier today, our nation's second Catholic president
1:46.3	met with Pope Francis in the Vatican.
1:49.3	Joe even prepped to me with the Holy Father.
1:51.3	He learned how to say no malarkey in Latin.
1:55.3	He did malarquist nonest.
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