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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Music, Comedy Interviews, Sports News, Comedy

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Originally Aired November 20, 2024: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. GladiaDORKS! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the lily pad.

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0:00.0	The 93X half-ass morning show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.8	Winter's arrived and with the holidays around the corner, it's the perfect time for Standard Heating's Black Friday Comfort Countdown Specials.
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0:22.5	The 93x half-assed morning show.
0:26.0	93 air.
0:34.6	Some folks call it the halfway point of the work week.
0:39.6	I call it complete misery.
0:41.5	Oh, I hate Wednesdays.
0:42.8	Oh, do you really?
0:43.8	Oh, God.
0:44.8	I find Wednesdays quite enjoyable.
0:47.3	You want to know why I hate them, Josh?
0:49.0	Why is that?
0:49.3	You already know why.
0:51.0	You could probably answer this question for me.
0:53.0	Why do I hate Wednesdays? I don't know.
0:55.9	Because it insists upon itself.
0:59.1	Wednesdays can be shallow and a bit pedantic, can't they?
1:02.3	It insists upon itself. It's not alone. Wednesday isn't alone in insisting upon itself.
1:08.2	There are other things. Like Thursday's always been a bit obtuse, wouldn't you say?
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