TRANSFER WIZARDS OF NUKE MOON: SEASON 5

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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In this season of change, in this time of turmoil, the show returns to its roots (they're on the moon)
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0:00.0	I think everyone knows that this is a podcast about the moon, first and foremost.
0:05.4	Well, whoa, whoa, okay.
0:07.4	This necessarily implies that the moon is real, and it has long been our contention that
0:14.6	it is not, or at least not anymore.
0:16.8	I think there are podcasts about things that aren't real, you know, like other podcasts about college football.
0:22.2	Those aren't real.
0:23.0	Oh, shit.
0:23.5	Yeah.
0:23.7	And I think we, I thought we had settled on there is a satellite orbiting the earth that we call the moon.
0:31.4	What it is and its true composition is the subject of much debate and uncertainty.
0:36.0	Now, that's, that's more accurate.
0:37.2	You're right. My all-time favorite review of this show, I can't remember if we've told this story before, is just a guy on Twitter who was telling a sibling or a friend about the show. And he's like, oh, you know, you'll like this. It's a great. It's a football show. They have a lot of cool theories about the moon. And she goes, you mean the moon landing? And he goes, no. We can't, we can't get you that far. Landing on
1:00.1	that thing? No, come on. Nice try, liberals. You can't land on an ocean. Be serious.
1:05.4	Too squirly. Jeez. It's constantly moving and shrinking. It'll see you coming.
1:10.1	Yeah.
1:11.6	You got it,
1:08.5	listen, for one thing, would Spencer get near all that cheese? Absolutely. The moon is, moon is shifty. He's got its head on a swivel. Oh, so it's like a milty cheese. That moon's got, it's like 91 moves out of the back field. This man can't swim. What's he gonna do with the sea of tranquility?
1:10.4	The moon's like a quantum cheese.
1:45.2	Like if it sees you coming, it'll melt more quickly. More like the series of khan. Let's do it. The first of multiple great business ideas on this episode. There's a teaser. That's a hell of a teaser. Let me tell you what a great business idea is though. Okay, before you do anything. And that is building a nuclear reactor
1:50.5	on the moon. Which sounds like some shit we would come up with.
1:57.5	Hear me out. Yes. This is the moment where I got to tell you, as somebody who spends a lot of time in group chats with a lot of people from the NSA, nobody has jokes today.
2:09.6	And it's not that everyone is treating this incredibly seriously.
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