"Transcendence," "Heaven Is for Real," "Joe," "Bears," "A Haunted House 2"

Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Gay, Lgbt, Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Movies, Tv & Film, Criticism, Movie

4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2014

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Alonso are enjoying an apartment that smells like ham, which is far preferable to "A Haunted House 2." Subscribe and review us on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, da da da.

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0:00.0	La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La
0:22.6	La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Lae Nowevee. Welcome Lanolam Knife.
0:40.7	Welcome.
0:41.7	A podcast of ham.
0:44.2	It's about a...
0:45.3	We've changed...
0:46.1	We're not a movie podcast anymore.
0:47.9	We're no longer a podcast of the cinema.
0:50.9	It's a podcast of pork products.
0:52.6	Podcast of the ham.
0:54.5	There's a ham.
0:55.9	And we're going to talk about it a lot.
0:57.4	Because it's Easter Sunday.
0:58.9	And it's, there's a ham.
1:00.6	Ham is risen.
1:01.9	It's in the oven, the whole, it's like going to be in the oven for the next four hours.
1:06.8	And it already smells like delicious ham.
1:10.3	Serious ham in this whole apartment and you can enjoy the idea of us enjoying it because you have not been invited over to eat the ham I'm very sorry I'm not really sorry no no because I want all the ham. I'm very sorry.
1:29.2	I'm not really sorry.
1:30.1	No, no.
1:31.3	Because I want all the ham.
1:32.1	Yes, you do.
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