Traffic, a Nightmare/The Knight Who Couldn’t Guard the Castle

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.5 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Season finale, part 2. Nimene accidentally brings to life thousands of characters from different stories the Story Pirates have performed over the years. Featuring two new stories: “Traffic, a Nightmare,” a song about how long two kids had to sit in the car in order to reach the ice cream store, written by Jethro, an 8 year old from New York, and “The Knight Who Couldn’t Guard the Castle,” a story about an inept guard who single handedly destroys the security of a fortress, written by a 9 year old from New York named Grace. Join Creator Club today for ad-free episodes, bonus episodes and more by visiting ⁠storypirates.com/creatorclub⁠, or subscribing right in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.

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0:00.0	Hey, Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here. Welcome to part two of our big season finale. That's right. This is the end of season seven. But don't worry. That doesn't mean we're going away. We'll be back in two weeks with new stories all summer long. And for Creator Club subscribers,
0:21.8	there will be two new episodes every week.
0:24.7	But enough about that,
0:26.2	you'll remember that last week
0:28.2	the story pirates accidentally brought to life
0:31.1	something like,
0:31.8	I don't know,
0:33.0	3,000 different characters
0:34.4	from stories we've performed over the years.
0:37.2	And now they're all on the ship with us?
0:40.5	Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
0:43.3	And we have two brand new stories written by kids, of course.
0:47.8	Grownups, did you know that ads only cover a small portion of what it costs to make this show?
0:53.8	It's true, so if you'd like to help us
0:55.5	keep making it, consider supporting Story Pirates by becoming a creator club member. There are so
1:01.0	many perks, including the ad-free version of the show, premium members even get to participate
1:06.1	in a quarterly video meetup with Lee and Peter, where we create a brand new story together for the podcast.
1:12.8	But most of all, Creator Club members help support the cost of the show so we can keep bringing
1:18.5	it to you every single week. If you're already a Creator Club member, thank you so much.
1:24.1	And if you want to join, you can do so by visiting storypirates.com slash creator club
1:29.1	or by subscribing in Spotify or Apple Podcasts. Two brand new stories and part two of our season finale coming up right after a few words for the grownups. Oh my God.
1:47.0	Oh my God.
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