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Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

I'm not a fan of people putting their feet up on the dashboard while driving, but on a road trip.

Why? Because it makes it dirty?

No, I don't care about that.

It's in my mind, it's like, okay, the airbag's going to go off and their legs are just shattered, you know?

That's what is Emily's qualm with it.

And before I met her, I never thought about it, but now that she, you know, brought it up, it makes sense.

Why you'd be cautious about putting her feet up on the dash sitting in the passenger side.

I don't know. I like to put my feet on the dash. I like to do my mascara while Todd is driving.

There is quite literally no bound to things I will do while sitting in the car.

Yeah, I mean, you work from the car all the time. And I, I don't know, I hit like 25.

I used to love roller coasters.

I hit 25 and just get nauseous.

Like, if I'm not actively, if I'm not driving the car, I'm in trouble.

I like to curl my hair in the car.

You, you feel like someone who I could pull up next to and you have like your foot on the dash while you're driving.

It's like cruise control and you just, it's like, ah, I got to stretch my legs.

Yeah.

Jason Long Road trips, you have to be the driver?

Yeah, I mean, I have to be the driver?

Yeah, I mean, I can sit in the passenger seat.

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