This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Tuesday, T-Boy, Tuesday, January 27th. The T-Deadies pod is the best one yet. This is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. And you know, Jack, they say those stories do sound better when it's negative 12 degrees outside. It was negative 22 on Saturday. Yes. Negative 8 on Sunday. And we got 15 inches of snow on

Monday. That's right, Eddie's Jack is officially podcasting within an iceberg right now. So put on

the earmuffs. Yeah, apparently Arcteric should be the sponsor of this show. And pause on your

beaver skin pelt hats. Jack, three stories for today's tea boy.

What have we got on the pot?

For our first story, everyone in America is watching what's happening in Minnesota,

including Wall Street.

And 69 CEOs in Minnesota just broke the vow of silence in corporate America.

For our second story, Graza disrupted the olive oil industry with shampoo-shaped squeeze bottles.

But now Graza's facing a grand old problem.

Grazappification. Everyone is zucking it.

And our third and final story. Why did Toto, the Japanese Toilet and Biday company, see their

stock surge by 11% in one day? Well, because this bidet business

can actually power the AI industry according to Golden Sacks. We thought it was a joke? No,

it's not a joke. Flush it twice, guys. But yet he's before we get that wonderful mix of stars.

Seriously, Jack, what a mix of stories. Love the Mix for Tebow Tuesday.

This week is your last week to set a New Year's resolution. I mean, after this week,

you may not resolve to do anything else in 2026. The statute of limitation situation.

So here's our last idea that can help you start investing this year. Here's the plan.

Every month, find one product that you bought, but then buy the stock. We call it spend investing. Ah, spend vesting. Jack, you whip up an example for us over there, please. So let's say you see a $100 Ralph Lauren item on your statement from your credit card that month. Boom, you're going to buy $100 a Ralph Lauren stock right there. Let's say you count $20 worth of lattes that you bought. Boom, you count a $20 Dutch bro stock right there. And if your parents are still sharing their Netflix password with you? Well, then you should be buying Netflix shares, obviously. Spend vesting. It's also an alternative to no buy January because it encourages investing instead of consuming. It's for future you. Five years from now, you're going to thank yourself.

Because the average stock in the last five years is up 15% per year.

You can thank us too.

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