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Am I the Jerk?

Toxic Karen's SCREAM AT MY CHILD in MCDONALDS for "Being Too Loud"

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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0:00.0

An entitled old couple screams at my kid at the top of their lungs, complaining that he's making too much noise and that he needs to shut up right now.

0:07.7

And I'm honestly still shaken up about this because my kid quite literally did not do a single thing.

0:12.7

Here's what happened.

0:13.6

Okay, so I'm still shaken, rattled, and rolled about this, but I just experience a Karen moment and I'm angry at him.

0:19.7

But also angry that I didn't defend

0:21.6

my kid harder.

0:22.6

My kid is nine years old, and like all nine year olds, he has a lot of energy, which he usually

0:27.3

tempers in public because he also has extreme social anxiety to the point where we have

0:32.1

him in therapy for it.

0:33.5

He is generally a well-behaved little guy.

0:35.9

He says please and thank you, apologizes unprompted when he makes

0:39.3

mistakes, takes his hat off at the dinner table before being asked, corrects people politely when they use

0:44.1

offensive language, and does what he's told with a little complaint. He's got the heart of a lion and the

0:48.6

demeanor of a lamb. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've had to discipline him in the last few

0:53.6

years because he's just not a problematic kid. So, my dad and I took him to McDonald's for a quick lunch. And since he has never once changed his order, we told him to go grab a seat on the long benches by the window. I went to grab napkins and ketchup while my dad ordered, and when I sat down, my son immediately said, Mom mom can we please go eat in the car I

1:11.6

don't want to be here anymore now it took a minute of prompting before he admitted that he had

1:16.0

been sort of rocking in his seat because he was nervous sitting alone it's something the

1:20.1

therapist has recommended we do as it's a small discomfort and helps them get more comfortable

1:24.4

with being independent that being the sitting alone and not the rocking well as he doing that, I guess the bumping annoyed the elderly couple at the next table, so the man turned to him and yelled at him to cut it the F out. And the woman then hissed out, seriously, stop it. I then asked him, did he yell or did he say it kind of loudly? And he said no. He definitely yelled and then slapped his hand on the table.

1:45.8

And seriously, he wasn't even at the table for more than two minutes tops. I told him we wouldn't be

1:50.8

leaving, but that I doubted they'd say anything else since I was there, so he was safe. When my dad

1:55.8

sat down between him and the couple, he eased up enough to eat in complete silence, and the couple

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