Toxic and Problematic, 01.28.23
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🗓️ 28 January 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You know being called on the streets, I feel like a lot of people are calling it TNT, whatever you prefer. Just a little podcast we do. Every weekend comes out every Saturday. |
| 0:29.4 | Yeah, it's supposed to come out around 10 a.m. Or at least it comes every Saturday that we do it. Right. And, uh, help promote it if you can. I feel like we had, you know, like if we get like 200 more subscribers will be in the top 5% of podcasts or something and not that that is like the end all be all but being so close to something. Yep. Makes me angry because that's exactly where we've been our entire career. Right. So close to something. Yep. Always. They're like, hey, we think you guys, you're like, oh, so close. Yep. So close. You're so close. |
| 0:59.4 | That's a little bit better. You wouldn't be on the chopping block. Uh-huh. You know, if you just a little bit better, you could have won that award, an award. So yeah, and that stuff does matter when we're trying to explain ourselves to somebody, you know, so if you can, you know, help promote it. That'd be great. Uh, so what you got. Oh, you're drinking for a local out of a glass. Yeah. I like it. And is that what what is that glass? Is it say the hot? Oh, okay. Remind that band. Yeah. I thought I said the hot. |
| 1:29.4 | I have some over here, but okay. Still, I like four local out of a glass. What flavor is it? Nice in there. Camo flavored watermelon. I see. It's delicious. Okay. Uh, before we get into whatever you want to talk about, you take the lead on the podcast. Not me. Um, football this weekend. Yeah. What do you like? Who do you like? Well, I mean, I'm, I mean, everybody's talking about it. I know tomorrow. I'm, I'm nervous about, you know, the chiefs. Obviously, because I'm a huge chiefs fan. So I want, I want |
| 1:59.4 | the chiefs to win. Um, other than that, I don't know why you'd ask my opinion, because you know, you could ask a dog. It's a ping-in about the, because you're the only fucking here, man. Well, I'm nervous about the conversation. It's about the chiefs. Nobody else here. So what do I know that I could have had a better conversation with someone, but it's me and you, buddy. So what do you think? Because you're the sports person. Um, man, I, I don't know anything with the NFC. I never know which teams are actually as good as their records and which ones aren't so, you know, I don't follow. |
| 2:29.4 | The NFC, I rarely watch it so much so that when I turn on the NFC games a lot of times, I'm like, who are these people calling these games? They're awful. I've never heard them because I just, I mean, I'm close. Like anybody could win either one any of them. Oh, do we know Sam and Cisco could be Philadelphia, Philadelphia, |
| 2:46.6 | could be San Francisco, Kansas City, could be since nice since then he could be Kansas City. I don't, you know, and everybody's got a fear. Yeah. You know, as Jalen hurts 100%. I don't know. |
| 2:57.0 | It was Patrick Mahomes 100% Christy McCaffrey's her is Brock Purdy really who he says he is. The only team is really kind of rolling in here without any, they are who they are is the Bengals. Yeah. |
| 3:10.0 | And, you know, most people listening to this, they already know who won the games are over. So it's, no, I'm saying. Yeah. So I'm saying, you know, it's, uh, you know, I don't want to make any bold predictions knowing that there's a very good chance you're sitting here listening. |
| 3:23.3 | I know exactly what happened. Well, I will say this. |
| 3:26.5 | When I told you this, I, I, I passed on my tickets for the first time, like, ever, I mean, I've never passed on playoff tickets and the chiefs have been going to the playoffs lately. And it's been awesome. But I was just like, man, I, it feels wrong to not, not just pass up, playoff tickets, but pass up AFC championship. |
| 3:47.0 | Because I just, I needed, but before I passed on them, it was like, you know, hey, here's the tickets. Do you want them? It's always like, you know, your tickets, unless someone, unless you don't want them, then we got to find someone. |
| 3:58.9 | So when that text came, hey, you know, I'm going to send these to you. I was like, oh, and I actually asked Nick. I, I texted him to make sure I said, listen, you know, I know this seems weird and wrong. And I'm spoiled and all those things. But I'd like to watch one on TV. |
| 4:13.9 | You know, and, and see it from the comfort of my own home, see the, the broadcast, watch the game. And I mean, I do see the away games for a playoff game, because the chiefs have been playing those at home too. |
| 4:23.8 | I just, I kind of want to watch it on TV. And he said, I think it's perfectly reasonable. So I know it still makes me spoiled, but I'm going to watch it at home. Okay. |
| 4:30.7 | I mean, what would you have done? If you, could you understand what my, my situation, like, you've been to those games. |
| 4:36.8 | Yes, and no, because I would have passed on them in the third game of the season, but the fact that you've been going to all these games and sitting through it and going through it all. |
| 4:46.9 | And then be like, well, this is the biggest one they can play. And you're like, you know what? |
| 4:51.6 | I'm good. That just seems ridiculous to me. So part of it is because in these games, the bigger they get is that if the team, if we lose at home, |
| 5:00.6 | the, the, the walking out of that stadium is just, I mean, it's always a bummer, but on those days, |
| 5:06.6 | and then, you know, you got to drive home at night and your team, like the whole thing, it's just a totally different feeling. |
| 5:12.1 | No, what if they win? Then a regular season, it's great. Obviously, it's great. But I just said, you know what? Just in case, I'm going to watch this one, watch this one from home. |
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