The McNugget

Following a failed attempt to introduce chicken to the world's biggest hamburger chain in the form of a pot pie,

the two-byte-sized chunks joined the menu in 1977, amazingly intended as a healthier alternative to beef, orange chicken.

A traditional dish from Hunan province with a thick chili sauce often meant to disguise lesser forms of meat as poultry,

in 1987, Chef Andy Cow introduced a sweeter version for Western palates to America's largest Chinese food franchise.

They're two of the most popular chain restaurant chicken dishes, but which of these small pieces will be the big winner?

This week on Doe Boys, the tournament begins, with the first matchup of the quarter pounder final round of Munch Madness, the tournament of champions, chicken fight,

small pieces region, McDonald's, panda express.

Let's go!

So is the tournament!

The tournament!

Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants, or production of Ferol audio.com.

I'm Nick Weiger, this week's roast is courtesy of TP Root. Please welcome my co-host, Boss Nass Mocap Model, the Spoon Man Mike Mitchell.

I do the boss, but it sounds like you.

Jar Jar, you know some bomb-bad, Gong-Gin, what does he say?

I don't know, but of course you knew it, except for one word or something.

The tournament is off to a great star. What a fucking mess.

Here's a couple things I'm gonna say, how to Spoon Nation.

Our guest is dying. She already doesn't understand the show. We'll introduce her in just a second.

My thing is, you're gonna do the roast Spoon Man, I'm not gonna play drops for the tournament. This is serious stuff.

Okay, that's fair. I will call it a taunt, like in the Olympics when they call off all wars. I will call a...

That's how all... If the Olympics happened during a war, the war ends.

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