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Tournament of Chompions: Carl's Jr./Hardee's v. In-N-Out Burger

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Fast Food, Healthfitness, Mike Mitchell, Snacks, Chains, Restaurants, Comedy, Ucb, Arts, Spoonman, Doughboys, Fastfood, Nick Wiger, Food

4.85.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2016

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Actor and comedian John Gemberling (Broad City) joins the 'boys for the first semifinal match of #MunchMadness 2016: The Tournament of Chompions, as 4-seed Carl's Jr./Hardee's has advanced to take on 1-seed In-N-Out Burger. Plus, Food Court is once again in session.

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0:00.0

Southern California is ground zero for America's

0:07.0

drive-in fast food culture. The birthplace of numerous now nationwide burger chains.

0:11.5

Today, two so-cow's stowards from this burger mecca face off in a no-holds-barred meat melee.

0:16.4

One challenger is now national and narrowly edged out fudruckers in the mild card round to

0:20.3

advance to today's match-up. Its opponent has stayed local. The towering one seat, the charter

0:25.2

member of the Platinum Plate Club. The iconic burger eatery that's as much a part of California

0:29.3

culture as sunshine and surfboards. Whoever wins will be our first finalist. This week on Doe Boys,

0:34.8

the first match-up of the semi-soft finals round of Munch Madness 2016, the tournament of champions

0:40.0

burger brawl. Four-seed Carl's Jr. Hardies in an out burger.

0:59.6

What can a Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants? I'm Nick Wiger alongside my co-host Mike

1:06.2

Mitchell, the spoon man. How you doing, Mitch? Doing well. You know those Mario sounds. They're

1:11.9

all worth it when we get them in there. 30 seconds of humbling. Your idea. You told me to put

1:18.8

in the Mario Kart sounds. It doesn't mean I can't criticize it. All right, fine. You're just

1:22.8

criticizing yourself. I just want to say how to how to spoon nation. I should have warned my guess

1:29.7

that I'd do that. And most exciting part of the podcast, the anticipation building for your drop.

1:41.2

That's bad.

1:50.5

I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this

1:56.0

again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Ms. Lewinsky, I never told anybody it's

2:05.5

a lie. There we go. Thanks to Houston Hardaway at Houston Hardaway for that drop that we definitely

2:20.8

can't play because it's the comedy bang bang opening theme. Yeah, you're just set up some sort of

2:26.4

legal battle between a feral audio and rival podcast producer earwolf. Dustin, give me a thumbs up

2:31.9

of everything's all right. Okay, we're sitting pretty. All right, before we introduce our guest,

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