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Hey guys, welcome to You Up the Podcast.

Thank you so much for listening today.

It is Friday if you downloaded it on the day it came out and if not happy whatever day it is for

you I'm Nicky Glazer I am joined not by Tom Tagar today because he is

disposed somewhere else.

Disposed, is that the right word?

Disposed?

No, it doesn't sound right, but you guys get what I'm saying.

Like he's just...

Indisposed.

Oh, really? Indisposed, yeah disposed. Okay he's in disposed somewhere else I think we're both wrong no you're probably right you read a lot because you carry around books that's how I know you read a lot otherwise I wouldn't know. You don't strike me

as someone who reads until I look that you're holding a book in your hand and then I'm like

oh yeah he reads. But I wear glasses. Oh that too. Yes. I forget that and you wear your library card around a chain on your neck. Yes.

That is also a thing. And also I shout, I'm reading, I'm reading. That's what I do because I read on my phone and I

want people to think I'm smart and not just like on Instagram or whatnot so I go I'm

reading a book I'm reading a book and then I can't read because I have to talk

E and Fydances here And then I can't read because I have to talk.

Ian Fidance is here at I Animal.

If you want to follow him on Instagram or Twitter,

he's hilarious on both those platforms.

Oh, you're very kind.

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