Toucher and Rich: Brookline 911 "He Just Whipped His Penis Out" (Hour 3)

Toucher & Hardy

Beasley Media Group

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4.3 • 735 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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On this hour: Brookline 911 features a man angry with a street sweeper and then whipping his penis out. Another man blocked a car in his driveway because he didn't want the other car turning around in it. A fight over football scores and a man was looking to trade gold coins for insider trading on school shootings. Does the Patriots defense deserve as much blame as the offense in the loss to the Titans?

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0:00.0	B-Pod Studios. Toucher and Rich weekday morning, 6 to 10. That was horribly uncomfortable.
0:22.7	Toucher and Rich mornings.
0:24.3	It was all taken out of con.
0:25.8	985, the Sports Hub.
0:28.4	There's someone on roller skates.
0:30.7	There's a rabbit on my driveway.
0:33.5	I don't know what's going on with it, but it's just sitting there.
0:36.3	Everyone's angry and broke line.
0:39.6	Everyone's feeling stressed.
0:41.6	We're the people there are surly.
0:45.3	And the average age is dead.
0:48.6	What is that?
0:48.7	There's a man taking a poop.
0:55.3	Everybody's having a good time because everyone's angry in Brookline.
1:01.0	I have a turkey.
1:02.5	It came into my house and it's sitting in my kitchen.
1:10.8	Ninety-five to sports up.
1:12.3	We're touching Rich.
1:13.4	Brookline is an awful place to live.
1:15.5	I've lived there, and I hated it.
1:18.2	And what we do is we get actual calls from the Brookline 911.
1:23.7	And these are real people calling into the real police department with real complaints.
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