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This ladies and gentlemen is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan

Cochran. Do not text the show. I think we've earned a little privacy.

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Absolute Radio website. We'll read them eventually. Alan loves to troll retrospectively.

I do. He loves a Friday night troll. He does. That's the advantage of living by the

sea, of course. So, um, I was, I was, uh, treat your physique as a music instrument.

Can I tell you, um, it was good enough for Bobby McFerrin.

Do all the rue. If you hang about long enough, I could probably do that armpit thing.

Oh, no, I ate that armpit thing. Oh, no, I'm good thanks.

That's not, yeah, I'd forgot about it. Now you brought it up. That'll come back to me

there. That's my gift. I don't know armpit thing. Can you do it through the shirt? I don't

think you can, can you? No, I would just done button. Not through a pledge at like just

go. That's go love buttons. Do you? Really? I would do. I am. If I'm going to do it, I

usually just wear like one of those breastfeeding gowns. Yes. So I'll get easy access to the

deal. So, um, oh, let me tell you something. I was in a motor car the other day. There's

a company. I don't know if it's national. Yeah. It's in London. They call green tomatoes.

Oh, yes. I know that then. Eco friendly. They are eco eco friendly. Yes. So they like

a hybrid. And I said to the guy, the driver, I was in the back on my own and I said, um,

do you have, um, do you have Wi-Fi in these cars? And he said, he turned away from that looking

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