TOTALLY EXTRA: A Sexy Massage, Quiz Cheating & A Penis in the Park
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 10.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: A heartwarming Luanna Love message, more farty songs, a woman who's fella might be feeling a bit insecure, car park etiquette, a very sexy massage and a penis in the park!
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| 0:00.0 | Ready for the press conference, boss? |
| 0:01.6 | Can't wait. The banks made eye-watering profits reporters lap it up. |
| 0:06.0 | They might be more interested in nationwide. |
| 0:08.4 | Nationwide, why? |
| 0:09.8 | They're sharing their profits with over four million of their members. |
| 0:12.4 | What? Now I don't feel ready. I just feel sweaty. Powder me! |
| 0:16.4 | Do I have to? |
| 0:17.5 | This year, we're giving £100 to every eligible member through our fairer share payment. |
| 0:21.9 | Nationwide, a good way to bank. Terms and conditions apply. Visit nationwide.com.uk, qualifying current |
| 0:26.9 | account and savings or mortgage required on 31st of March 2025. Hello, Britain. Olivia Coleman here. |
| 0:32.6 | Some very serious accusations have been made recently suggesting that I'm somehow involved in a nefarious |
| 0:38.1 | plot to steal delicious Warburton's crumpets. I mean seriously, as if I have time to |
| 0:44.6 | meticulously plan a crumpet highest. The likes of which you just have to admire from a logistical |
| 0:50.7 | standpoint. Anyway, I can't even eat crumpets because, as everyone knows, the butter doesn't melt in my mouth. |
| 0:57.6 | Warburton's crumpets, a national pleasure. |
| 1:02.2 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:05.6 | Be warned, it's Luana, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 1:09.5 | Rance, bans, can you pull the curtain? |
| 1:12.2 | And general explicit content. |
| 1:14.7 | But you know you love it. |
| 1:16.7 | Sorry, just did some casual studio adjustment |
| 1:19.2 | because otherwise when you view it on YouTube, it doesn't look good. |
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