The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.

Do we have to go home today?

sighed Anne.

I agree said Dick.

Even Timmy looks sad.

Cheer up everyone.

Beamed Julian. I booked long weekend tickets. We can return any time on Monday.

Oh you are clever Julian, said Anne. Save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.

Adventures start here. Selected routes apply.

Saving in comparison to an anytime return fare.

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