Okay, my fellow football Americans, we don't have a moment to waste here in front of NFL

week five. We have to talk about the Houston Texans falling apart, or is it the Baltimore

Ravens falling apart, the glory that is the uniform matchup of the Seahawks and the Bucks.

We have to talk about Deion's son and A.J. Brown being down in the dumps, even though his team

is undefeated. And of course, we have to talk about Dan Marino's butt.

Let's start the show.

Hi and hello, my fellow football Americans.

We got the athletics.

Jordan Rodriguez, the straw that stirs the drink.

Mike Ryan coming up to get you right coast to coast.

Welcome to NFL Week 5.

Welcome to Football America episode number 13 presented as ever by Draft Kings.

Draft Kings, the crown is yours.

So much to get to.

Let's jump right in.

Mike Ryan, what's the poop fella no time for you to

answer we have to cover what matters the most uh great the greatest number 13 i'm sorry for fumbling

my words that's how excited i am to speak with you the greatest number 13 in pro football

history this should be an easy one for you it is is, even though I'm not a Miami Dolphin fan growing up down here and seeing that man always on television, there's one number 13. If you mean another 13, you're going to need to clarify for me, pal, because that is Dan Marino's number and it's almost as if all the sports recognizes that. You don't play that position and wear the number 13. That's because it's big shoes to fill. Quite literally, I used to see that big boot in Nike Town. You know, no bend on that ankle whatsoever. It's Dan Marino, and second place isn't even a quarterback, Dave. It's Odell Beckham, Jr. I think that's probably the right answer.

We don't talk enough about it.

Now, by the way, I knew Marino before everybody in South Beach did.

That's because I grew up on the banks of the Three Rivers where Danny Marino matriculated for a high school.

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