Welcome to the year 2000.

Everyone, everywhere is having fun, except me.

On BBC Eye Player.

I worry you're growing up too fast.

Yeah, we can't be your little duck here forever, can I?

Inspired by a true story.

You walk out this house a boy, one day you'll come back.

When you do, you will be a man.

Oh, and hold your breath. What it feels like

for a girl. I wish I could look like you. Baby, you can. Why don't you? Watch on BBC I

Player. It is Wednesday, ladies and gentlemen, June 18th, 2025. And it's been one hell of a week.

Holy smokes.

Okay, so we have like the new, we have multiple wars on multiple fronts.

The war I'm the most concerned about is the war against MAGA.

We're going to talk about that on the program here with our friends, Steve Bannon and Tucker Carlson.

Sadly, they're not live on the show with us.

Don't worry, we're working on that, and it will happen.

But Tucker and Steve Bannon sort of creating an architecture for what is America

First.

Now, President Trump also, again, the red beating heart of America First, right?

He's the man who knit the white letters on the MAGA hat, right?

So like these two, just like with the Elon situation, I don't want there to be a break.

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