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Distract, distract, distract.

Trump and his lackeys, they've been creating new crises every single day, every single week.

Welcome back to the Michael Cohen Show on a continued journey

to half a million subscribers. Look, like I say all the time, it's so important. Let's get there.

Hit subscribe, watch, comment, and share because this stupidity, it's not stopping unless we make it

stop. Now this week, it's just the government shutdown, right? But we mustn't lose sight. We must

not lose sight of the continuing issue regarding the Epstein crime files. And yesterday, Trump's

Commerce Secretary, Howard Lutnik, well, he went on this podcast called Podforce One with the New York Post columnist Miranda

Devine.

Well, unfortunately for Trump, because Lutnik's not as smart as he think he is.

Let's just say that some secrets slipped out.

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