Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are wooled class.

I'm Ryan Bergara. I'm Byron. And today we're actually joined by Amanda Fam because we are doing a list episode and not just any list

episode, folks.

We're doing a top five Disneyland Resort list episode.

And if you had joined us in our prior podcast endeavor over at the saddest podcast on Earth,

you'll know that that was hosted by myself, Byron, and one Amanda Fam.

So thank you for joining us back here as we do a classic, a top five Disney and restrooms episode. So, so stoked to be back. By the way, bathrooms, restrooms, what do we call on this? Restrooms is good. That's official. Yeah, no, the, we are going to be listing these restrooms, bathrooms. I usually call them bathrooms. So if you hear me say bathroom, it's because it's what I use. My dad calls them the head, which is, the, we are going to be listing these restrooms, bathrooms. I usually call them bathrooms.

So if you hear me say bathrooms, it's because it's what I use. My dad calls them the head, which is what they call restrooms on a ship. My dad's never sailed a ship in his life. So why he calls them the head, it's basically some stolen valor, it seems like. I don't know why the fuck. He's a dentist. Adorable. You never term i got to hit the head i got to hit the head that's what he says all the time yeah but this is a top

five disneyland bathrooms episodes uh this is not just our list that we've agreed on this is an aggregate

list so what does that mean you might be asking yourself that means that each of us made our own top five lists. A ranking

of first is worth five points. A ranking of second is worth four points. And then I took their three

lists, tallied up all the scores, and formed a master aggregate list, which means I only know

the contents of the list. And these two, I'm going to be revealing it to them live as well as I am to you folks. So only I have the knowledge right now. I feel like that lady at the end of Indiana Jones and the crystal skull. Withholding all life's most important secrets for us. Well, no, because she was like obsessed with getting more knowledge and power and then she did and that I think her head exploded. So maybe I'm not like that. So this is going to be the most

informative episode yet. Thank you for bringing me back on track here, Amanda, because we are going

only Disneyland resort, and my Disneyland Resort, I mean Disneyland, the park. If it's in the confines

of the park, it can be listed. And we're also not going to be listing companion restrooms because obviously those are for family and handicapped people.

So don't do that.

We're going to be talking about fair game restrooms.

And like Amanda said, this might be our most informative episode yet.

In fact, she mentioned before the pod that there's a fair to good chance that people who

have never seen the show before, this will be the only episode they watch.

Hopefully.

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