Too Much Spicy SOUCE %% Popeye's Chicken Dippers

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken duped?! Switchforks return in mere WEEKS so grab a shirt while you wait https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to 100% Eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you probably do. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host, Jordan, how the heck are you? I'm feeling good because Nick's already holding up the clock to let us know that he's doing all kinds of things. He did it. He did it right this week. He mumbled something as I was talking. Bring me one.
0:00.4	I know what he said exactly.
0:01.5	Bring me one.
0:02.0	There's only one.
0:03.5	There's only one. kinds of things. He did it. He did it right this week. He mumbled something as I was talking.
0:20.9	Bring me one. He wants a red bowl. There's only one. Oh, if you get a drink, I mean, you know. Later. Bring you. Oh, bring you one of the thing I don't have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can have the one I opened and put back in the bridge. A lot of, a lot of drink discourse going on. So what is the drink discourse?
0:18.5	Oh, hang on.
0:19.2	Eric, how are you?
0:20.2	Hi, I'm doing well.
0:20.9	Eric's here.
0:21.4	Hang on, guys.
0:22.4	Oh, hang on. Eric, how are you? Hi, I'm doing well. Eric's here. Come on, guys. This is our best friend Eric, and this is his time. This is the makeup for last week's episode. He's his best friend Eric Jordan always rides up front. He's sitting in the car with him, even though he's short. It doesn't bother him one bit that he's is really mean. He will be there for Eric even though he's a jerk. Wait, come on. That's the Jordan Best Friend song. Didn't even rhyme. That's the second verse. No. It doesn't have to. It actually can't. So you guys had a signing that it was just you too.
1:11.7	You're here talking to the fans, signing stuff for Streamly or whatever.
1:14.6	And then we've been hearing about this drink discourse.
1:18.3	You need to be drinking.
1:19.7	Jordan made me drink.
1:20.8	Yeah, what's going on?
1:22.5	Jordan's saying he said no.
1:23.3	He'll make him do anything.
1:24.3	He's his own person with his own free will.
1:26.1	Yeah, but like who can say no to Jordan? See? That's me. You have no idea what you just did in the audience. They're all, they all, like, everyone pulled over and started drinking. There was like, like, a domestic going on. Someone's like, don't do it. He's like, I swear of God! They looked over and you went like this. Put it down!
1:45.8	Sorry.
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