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TOO MANY JOHNS: Someone has tried spiked seltzer

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BRUNCH

Tv & Film

4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2019

⏱️ 46 minutes

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DJ and Pete go to the grocery store. 

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0:00.0

no now there's not a oh okay

0:07.7

brach hit it boys

0:10.2

yeah Peter? Yes.

0:26.7

I'm getting a dog.

0:28.2

Are you really?

0:29.0

No.

0:29.4

Oh, what the fuck?

0:30.4

Wouldn't that be the best?

0:31.1

That's the meanest way to start an episode.

0:32.5

Wouldn't that be the best if I was getting the dog?

0:36.1

Yeah, man.

0:36.7

I don't know why you would do that to me right now. I've said it before. I would just quit life if I got a dog. I'll tell you, a dog would be bad for the podcast. Yeah. Because I would stop. I would reel back everything. I wouldn't... I'm basically your puppy. That is true. And now you're getting like, now you're growing, you're getting old and shitty and slow. Yeah. So maybe actually I will get a time. Time to get a replacement. A replacement in waiting. My parents never did that until they got older where like as the dog would start to get old, they'd get another dog. That's got to be so weird. It's got to be real tough on the older dog.

1:13.1

It's like you got a pro bowler and they've got like one more year left on their contract,

1:19.2

but they think they can play a couple more years after that and you draft a quarterback

1:22.4

in the first round.

1:23.5

They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1:25.8

What's this?

1:26.4

It's the old Ben Rothlisberger where...

1:28.3

Yeah, Tommy Maddox. Then you throw a hissy fit with the new kid. Oh, you're doing actually Ben Rothsberger. The, uh, when the Steelers drafted Ben Rathlisberger, they had Tommy Maddox, who was an okay quarterback, but they had a top 10 pick and Rathlisberger fell to 10 because everybody thought, everybody thought

1:24.8

that Rothsberger was going to be the second quarterback

1:27.0

taking in that draft class.

1:28.2

It was going to be... top 10 pick and Rathlisberger fell to 10 because everybody thought everybody thought that

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