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Best Gabe Ever

Too Long, Did Read (It): Whatever They Are, Here They Come Again

Best Gabe Ever

Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

Comedy, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Mental Health, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Self-improvement, Relationships, Health & Fitness, Education

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Allison starts off by deeply upsetting Melisa with a rat photo. In r/todayIlearned, the trio speculate on why birth rates have dropped so dramatically in the last few years-- which is pretty easy to do given current society! Then, a man blames his 1 year old grandson for his divorce. r/wheredidthesodago showcases infomercials both good and bad. Gabe shares a horror story about buying a child a gift off an Instagram ad. r/BadTeachers gives us schadenfreude for bad people being fired, and Melisa shares why she held a grudge against an old teacher. (Pro tip: don't piss off Melisa!)  BUY TICKETS TO GABE & ALLISON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY This has been a Forever Dog production  Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free  Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

The trans community has been under attack by right-wing politicians across the country,

0:05.0

but don't let their noisy stunts fool you. They're allowed wrong minority,

0:09.7

like people who put ketchup on their eggs in the morning, or people who blame flight attendants for the delay.

0:16.1

Okay. In reality, there's actually never been more support for gay trans and queer youth than right now,

0:23.0

and it's up to us to make that true today and every day.

0:27.5

That's why our friends at Votesave America, the political action arm of crooked media and podcasts like

0:33.5

Potsave America and Love It or Leave It, have created the FUCK BANDS! Leave Queer Kids Alone Fund!

0:40.3

Right. By the end of Pride Month, they're working to fundraise $50,000 to support organizations on the ground

0:47.7

in states that are banning care and targeting trans families. And these organizations that

0:53.8

we're going to support are the Transgender Law Center, the Trans Justice Funding Project,

0:59.1

and the Trans Youth Equality Foundation. To do your part, head to VotesaveAmerica.com,

1:05.2

slash FUCK BANDS, to donate and help them hit their goal. Pacing off some of the GOP's biggest

1:10.9

creeps is just an added bonus, divas. You know we love some philanthropy over here,

1:16.6

so make sure you go to VotesaveAmerica.com slash FUCK BANDS.

1:22.8

Have you ever wondered the best way to celebrate your birthday and they'd

1:29.0

realized it was having a livestream of your own podcast with your friends?

1:32.4

Oh yeah! So me and Allison both have birthdays in June. I'm June 1st,

1:37.2

Allison's June 20th, so we decided we're going to do a live birthday extravaganza on June 15th

1:42.7

at 5.30pm Pacific Standard Time with Allison's friend Rachel and my friend Ceres.

1:48.6

Because it's a party baby, you're invited. We're having a birthday party live on camera!

1:54.9

Melissa will be there, it's going to be so much fun. We're going to do topics, we're going to play

1:59.6

games and come and celebrate our birthdays with us. We're excited to do an expanded version

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