Too Long Did Read (It): I Don't Have Any Emo Friends To Send This To

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Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

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🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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tw: mention of suicide by Tylenol overdose Allison needs things to be explained to her like she's five years old. Lucky there's a Reddit for that! . r/exMormon brings us a rollercoaster ride with a story about a teenage daughter's new religious boyfriend--who hates Pride month and is also an asshole in general. Gabe doesn't like the new iOS update that warns users about unsolicited nudes. And finally, why we all need to respect the fountain pen community. This has been a Forever Dog production Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	forever
0:08.1	Welcome back to too long did read it your weekly
0:15.0	Exploration excavation undercover deep dive
0:21.1	Oh my god, keep going
0:23.1	into the corners and and and locked away drawers and safes of reddit
0:30.5	Wow
0:32.5	Too much too much yeah because we're really I think overselling it up top I feel like Allison's doing this because she knows how I feel about
0:40.2	These exaggerated ones well, it's part of our new spin-off Melissa says no
0:46.1	It's just you telling us no to things we want to do. Yeah, they're gonna hear it here first
0:51.9	Yeah, I call you before I'm about to make out with someone you're like gave no it might be a yes
0:57.1	I think I think with the making up
1:01.2	95% yeah hell yeah
1:04.2	Well, Allison we each found some stuff. What do you want to start with?
1:08.9	I found a very fun subreddit and by found I looked up best subreddits and
1:15.0	Accurated list and then I selected from there nice, but there's a subreddit called
1:20.5	Explain to me like I'm five. I love this one, which I really appreciate because I also need things to be explained to me like I'm five
1:29.3	Definitely like there's just some stuff. I don't understand
1:33.0	It doesn't come naturally to me to understand honestly bad with money is sort of like money, but explain to me like I'm five
1:38.8	Mm-hmm like that's my other show like I definitely
1:42.4	Appreciate this subreddit and I followed it for a while. What about people like me that were just geniuses of five
1:49.0	You're the one who's supposed to explain it. Oh got it. I actually think I was really smart
1:53.7	I thought this was coming next what that I was a genius and I was five. I think so I would have been a genius if I was five
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