Too Long Did Read (It): Hey Baby, I Just Shit My Pants, Can I Get In Yours?

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Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

Comedy, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Mental Health, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Self-improvement, Relationships, Health & Fitness, Education

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

The show gets a boost from some listener submitted subreddits. (Please keep sending!) Including r/rectalstickers which prompts a very relevant story from Allison. Then a deep dive into r/lifeofnorman, a subreddit about the mundane life of a fictional character named Norman, makes Allison, Gabe and Melisa very cozy and inspired. And finally, FauxMoi and DeuxMoi and a ridiculous misunderstanding. This has been a Forever Dog production Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	What's up guys, I am Ashley Gavin and I am your father.
0:03.1	I'm Elena Joy, I am Mommy, and I'm Macindrummy your hot teenage brother.
0:08.4	Baby, Mac is baby.
0:09.7	We are your chosen family because you don't have a gay family and you need a gay family.
0:14.3	Every week we bring a topic to the family dinner table from gender dysphoria to minogamy to
0:18.8	how to figure out if someone is into you. Listen to Chosen Family every Wednesday on your favorite
0:23.2	podcast app or watch full episodes on YouTube to get the full family experience.
0:27.7	Chosen Family is a part of the Forever Dog podcast network.
0:39.7	Welcome back to Too Long Did Read It.
0:44.0	Everyone's weekly deep dive into the mysterious corners of Reddit.
0:50.4	My boyfriend said does Allison hate the name of the show because she sounds like she hates it?
0:56.0	No, I don't hate it. I just want people to understand how clever it is.
1:00.0	I do. My perfect enunciation of it because I think it's very clever.
1:06.1	Well, should we say who we are? I'm Gabe Dunn.
1:08.6	I'm Allison Raskin.
1:10.0	And I'm Melissa Diamondmont.
1:12.4	So I have to say that this show has already been deeply, deeply enhanced by listeners
1:18.8	submitting subreddits for us to chat.
1:21.2	We've got some really good ones for everybody this week.
1:26.9	I'm excited.
1:28.0	Okay, so we got some from a fan named George.
1:32.1	Yes, so George sent in some real bangers.
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