Too Long Did Read (It): Hey Baby, I Just Shit My Pants, Can I Get In Yours?
Best Gabe Ever
Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up guys, I am Ashley Gavin and I am your father. |
| 0:03.1 | I'm Elena Joy, I am Mommy, and I'm Macindrummy your hot teenage brother. |
| 0:08.4 | Baby, Mac is baby. |
| 0:09.7 | We are your chosen family because you don't have a gay family and you need a gay family. |
| 0:14.3 | Every week we bring a topic to the family dinner table from gender dysphoria to minogamy to |
| 0:18.8 | how to figure out if someone is into you. Listen to Chosen Family every Wednesday on your favorite |
| 0:23.2 | podcast app or watch full episodes on YouTube to get the full family experience. |
| 0:27.7 | Chosen Family is a part of the Forever Dog podcast network. |
| 0:39.7 | Welcome back to Too Long Did Read It. |
| 0:44.0 | Everyone's weekly deep dive into the mysterious corners of Reddit. |
| 0:50.4 | My boyfriend said does Allison hate the name of the show because she sounds like she hates it? |
| 0:56.0 | No, I don't hate it. I just want people to understand how clever it is. |
| 1:00.0 | I do. My perfect enunciation of it because I think it's very clever. |
| 1:06.1 | Well, should we say who we are? I'm Gabe Dunn. |
| 1:08.6 | I'm Allison Raskin. |
| 1:10.0 | And I'm Melissa Diamondmont. |
| 1:12.4 | So I have to say that this show has already been deeply, deeply enhanced by listeners |
| 1:18.8 | submitting subreddits for us to chat. |
| 1:21.2 | We've got some really good ones for everybody this week. |
| 1:26.9 | I'm excited. |
| 1:28.0 | Okay, so we got some from a fan named George. |
| 1:32.1 | Yes, so George sent in some real bangers. |
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