Too Long Did Read (It): Cocomelon Communist

Best Gabe Ever

Gabe S. Dunn | Noted Bisexual Inc.

Comedy, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Mental Health, Comedy Interviews, Personal Journals, Self-improvement, Relationships, Health & Fitness, Education

4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Allison needs magnets. Gabe feels connected to humanity through r/FoundPaper. Melisa hates looking weak. Do we keep letters from old lovers? Do we check Bibles for money? What is this show about? Gabe was hit by a bicycle once and then their relationship ended. We explore mom group shaming and a horrible post where a mother shares with the entire internet that her daughter lost her virginity and exactly how. Why is everyone obsessed with virginity? Especially your mother!! Plus, fighting the mob and exposing communist Peppa Pig! This has been a Forever Dog production Produced by Melisa D. Monts Post-Production by Coco Llorens Executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. To listen to this podcast ad-free Sign up for Forever Dog Plus at foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus And make sure to follow us on Twitter, instagram and Facebook at ForeverDogTeam to keep up with all of the latest Forever Dog News Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	How did Malcolm finally gain his cat's respect?
0:03.1	Was it because he saved 35% on Trainline,
0:06.0	then bravely looked into the eyes of his dismissive pet,
0:09.2	where he saw something that said,
0:11.9	I don't actually hate you.
0:14.9	His Trainline detanged for Malcolm gaining his cat's respect.
0:18.8	We hope so.
0:19.7	We really do.
0:21.4	Great journey start with Trainline.
0:24.2	Average savings from advanced fairs, rail carts and split-save were available
0:27.2	versus equivalent flexible fair TNC's apply.
0:57.6	Chosen family is a part of the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
1:01.2	Have you ever wondered what this podcast would be like if everything was the same,
1:04.4	but we were also all high on weed?
1:06.8	Well, you're in luck, because on 420, we're doing a live JBU 420 spectacular,
1:13.8	where myself and Allison will be high.
1:17.6	And Melissa?
1:18.6	Melissa's getting high too.
1:19.7	We're all getting high, baby.
1:21.1	We're having the time of our lives.
1:22.9	So if you go to our Eventbrite link in the description of this episode,
1:26.9	you'll be able to watch live our show.
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