Welcome dear listeners to another episode of Too Hot for Radio.

I'm your host, Aparnan and Cherla, and it's my pleasure to bring you another naughty

story that we couldn't air on public radio because it would just get the ever-loving

shit bleeped out of it.

That's right, on our podcast, I'm free to say shit.

But I could have said any one of George Carlin's famous seven words you can never say on television

if I wanted to.

Most would not have made grammatical sense, though.

And as a program with literary standards, that's the thing about which we're most concerned.

Motherfucker.

So, celebrities, they're just like us, but, uh, really?

I mean, first of all, they have money.

Second of all, they're pretty famous, just because they drink coffee from Starbucks, I'm

supposed to feel at ease with their awesome power.

I mean, I can tell Chloe Kardashian is not just like me because it's clear from the

photo she ordered her quarter-pump iced chilate with diamond milk, a type of milk that's

only available on the black market.

Not to mention it was served to her with the keys to the store.

I'm lucky if I can get the bathroom key.

But it's true, beyond the carefully plotted reality shows and staged photos, a lot of

us still spend a lot of time wondering about the lives of our favorite celebs.

What do they do with all that extra time?

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